[Humor] Lame Site – Brent is Gay



Update: 4-1-09:  Added a new picture to this post.  Oh yea, this is the only place on the web to find this hilarious Brent passage!

In regards to the other commentor who said this blog is pretty lame, I couldn’t agree more with him. After all, this blog (waves hand around) is no Engadget, or a Lifehacker. This blog is here for educational purposes, and to get some important things off of our minds to share with the rest of the world. If that is lame, then I guess every teacher you have learned from is lame too?

Anyway, there are lots of lamer sites out in the Internet. *gasps*

As an example, here is my all time favorite funny lame website. If you do a search on Google for “Brent is Gay”, the first website that pops up is this ghetto angelfire website. On it is just one long run on sentence explaining the story of Brent is gay. The site is just god awfully ugly, even lame I suppose. Zing! See it here and laugh at it. It has pink text on blue background, that is pretty gay.🙂 Link

For convenience, I have copied and pasted the joke down below:

Brent is Gay

One day there was this kid named Brent that was extremely gay so gay that Elton-John was his middle name well Brent the gay kid was walkin down Gay Ave. when he noticed a bar with a bright rainbow banner in front of him he walked in all gay like and thought to himself WOW i must be in gay heaven after hangin out at the bar and man shoppin for hours on end he decided to make a place for all gays to enjoy themselves after many long hours of gay work he had finshed BRENT’S GAY SHACK a place for gays every where to go to the bathroom and shower in front of or with each other one day while watch other men shower brent spilt his boppin berry juice box on himself or so he claimed (actually he peed his pants with excitement) so he ran away with shame and walked into an alley were Paul the wicked shogun jumped out of a dumpster to kill Brent because he hates gays Brent knowing he was in danger tried to seduce Paul but paul is as straight as Lipchik but when paul went to kill Brent, Brent tripped and stabbed paul with a dildo he had with him later Brent met with a chipmunk that lived next to Barry’s house (by the way Brent is still gay) and chipmunk had many powers she tried to use her powers to make Brent straight but Brent is so gay that it didnt affect him Brent felt that he was so gay that thats all that mattered so he dedicated his life to being gay (Brent lived from 1986 to 2034 when he died choking on the dildo that saved his life in the alley) THE END

Posted on October 7, 2007, in Humor, Jokes and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.

  1. Epic, simply epic.

  2. http://www.keybreeze.com/notes.html

    scroll down.
    thats right, he owes me some money.😀

  3. my names brent u fuckers :p

  4. BrentosIsNOTGay

    😀 SO OLD, SO EPIC, SO CLASSIC, SO…EVERTHING PERTAINING TO THE PAST, EVEN PRESENT. Btw, this is a blog exclusive – you won’t find this site online anymore!

  5. OMG, first link in google if you search for “Brent is Gay”.

    Plus, this is the only text that exists, as the original site is gone. Sweet!

  6. Just tried looking for the original, but seems like this is all that’s left! So glad you saved this here for posterity; it’s something that everyone needs to read at some point in their life!

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