Are You Gay…?

A funny little picture I found trolling the webs.

Have fun!
Voltaire

[GG] GN’s Gutbuster Thursday. Volume 4.

Well, it’s that time of the month ladies and gentlemen. No that’s not what I mean! I mean, it’s time for GN’s Gutbuster Thursday!

To kick things off, I would like to share an oldie but goodie. It’s mild, but it’s a classic:

Wii Injuries 2: Wii Harder:

The Matrix: Deleted Scene:

This shows, truly, why Trix should remain for and only for kids:

And for the nostalgic, Weebl was kind enough to pay tribute to one of the best videos of the 80s:

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/paper/
[ Sources: YouTube ; LegoRobotComics.com ; Weebls-Stuff.com ]
God speed, and Best wishes.

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[GG] GN’s Gutbuster Thursday. Volume 3.

Well ladies and gentlemen, it’s the first of May. GTA IV has hit the shelves, spring is screwed up and it’s time for GN’s Gutbuster Thursday!

I would like to set a pseudo-theme for this edition. Classic memes. Yes, you’ve seen them, you’ve pooped your precious trolling pants, and it’s time to revisit it. There are millions, if not billions and trillions of memes out there, and every single one is considered to be ranked at the top, so, I give you a collection of those revered by myself, and those around me. Let’s start with some classic pictures.

Watch out!:

No, there will be no Rolling of Ricks in this post. However:

This next one is a shout out to a special someone; I totally remember them being THIS cool:

The longest joke in the world – read it all, DON’T skip ahead!

http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

How about YTMND! (make sure you open in Internet Explorer and refresh if no sound)

http://vadercoaster.ytmnd.com/

Finally, I give you a classic meme in internet history. Watch out for an R Kelly reference at 1:28!

http://www.omgvids.com/indian.php

God speed, and Best wishes.

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[GG] GN’s Gutbuster Thursday. Volume 2.

April Fool’s is just a couple days behind us, and I hope you all had a fantastic time pranking your friends or being pranked. I know I did! I’m sure many of you enjoyed being Rick Rolled.

As you know, it’s the first Thursday of the month, so this week’s Life post from GN will be themed for humor, and quite an appropriate week at that!

To mix in some tech, I give you a list of the latest virus definitions:

1. The George Bush Virus – Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
2. The John Kerry Virus – Reverses every position in your computer, each time you turn it on.
3. The Ronald Reagan Virus – Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
4. The George Bush Virus – Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
5. The John Kerry Virus – Reverses every position in your computer, each time you turn it on.
6. The Ronald Reagan Virus – Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
7. The Clinton Virus – Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.
8. The Al Gore Virus – Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.
9. The Bob Dole (a.k.a. Viagra) Virus – Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
10. The Lewinsky Virus – Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
11. The Michael Jackson Virus – Attacks only minor files.
12. The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus – Terminates some files, leaves… but will be back!
13. The Mike Tyson Virus – Quits after two bytes.
14. The Oprah Winfrey Virus – Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB. The Ellen Degeneres Virus – Disks can no longer be inserted.
15. The Prozac Virus – Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn’t care.
16. The Clinton Virus – Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.
17. The Al Gore Virus – Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.
18. The Bob Dole (a.k.a. Viagra) Virus – Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
19. The Lewinsky Virus – Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
20. The Michael Jackson Virus – Attacks only minor files.
21. The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus – Terminates some files, leaves… but will be back!
22. The Mike Tyson Virus – Quits after two bytes.
23. The Oprah Winfrey Virus – Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB. The Ellen Degeneres Virus – Disks can no longer be inserted.
24. The Prozac Virus – Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn’t care.

[ Source: The Manbottle Library, found by Crystal ]
I’ve recently began learning Visual Basic, a programming language that’s, well, basic! Thus, I have adapted some programmer mentalities. I hope this draws some of the wonderful programmers out there to our blog. 🙂

[ Source: Props to http://www.xkcd.com for maintaining a hilarious web comic ]

[ Source: Osnews.com Comics (they have plenty of other great comics!) ]

You can find more here: Osnews.com Comics Page 1

And here: Osnews.com Comics Page 2

Here is a business plan that absolutely, cannot fail. I’m seriously thinking about trying it : – )

[ Source: CollegeHumor.com
Last, but most definitely not least, this one is a REAL gut buster. However, it requires that you finish all of your work and close all of your internet stuff, because only your undivided focus shall allow this mind blowing comedy get through. Have you closed everything but this tab? Finished your work? Remember – don’t worry, it won’t hurt.:

[[ The most famous comedic incident in the world ]]

Well loyal and casual readers of The Underground, thank you for joining me on another That’s GN humor post, and happy late April Fool’s day!

God speed, and Best wishes.

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[GG] GN’s Gutbuster Thursday

My apologies for the delay in today’s article, we’ve been having some technical difficulties which seem to be cleared up for now.

It’s that time of the month, no not that one! The first Thursday of the month means GN’s Gutbuster Thursday. To start off, I will share a list of the 10 dumbest questions in song lyric history.

#10: What you gon’ do with all that junk?/All that junk inside your trunk?

We may all know this one – Black Eyed Peas – “My Humps”

#9: He was a boy/She was a girl/Can I make it any more obvious?

Avril Lavigne – “Sk8r Boi”

#8: Saying “we eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast”/ Huh? Yall eat pieces of shit? What’s the basis?

Kanye West – “Jesus Walks”

#7: Baby I’m confused/Well, wasn’t that you in my bed? When love finally said good-bye/Where was I?

David Hasselhoff – “Where Was I?”

#6: Are you Johnnie Ray … Are you Fay Wray … Are you Stingray … Are you Jimmy Ray/Who wants to know?/Who wants to know about me?

Jimmy Ray – “Who Wants To Know?”

#5: Do you know what it feels like to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed?

Enrique Iglesias – “Do You Know?”

#4: Why you sleepin’ with ya eyes closed?

Destiny’s Child (featuring Timbaland) – “Get On the Bus”

#3: Hey is that the truth or are you talking trash? Is your game M.V.P. like Steve Nash?

Nelly Furtado (featuring Timbaland) – “Promiscuous”

#2: Should I stay or should I go now?

The Clash – “Should I Stay Or Should I Go?”

#1: Why don’t we do it in the road?

The Beatles – “Why Don’t We Do It In The Road?”

[ Source: [[Thanks to CRKD SkitZo]] – http://www.cracked.com/article_15647_10-dumbest-questions-in-song-lyric-history.html ; http://images.ucomics.com/comics/tas/2008/tas080227.gif ]

If anyone knows what this guy is talking about:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ETSnFbmVJsY

God speed, and Best wishes.

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Far Cry: The Movie Trailer.

Uwe Boll has done it again. His newest game-to-movie “Far Cry” is on it’s way this Spring. Enjoy.

Far Cry The Movie

[GG] GN’s Gutbuster Thursday.

Welcome to a new addition to GN’s weekly column! Humor is a healthy, extremely important part of life, so starting today every first Thursday of the month I will be posting some sort of humor oriented material.

This week, we have church bloopers. These are real lines from church/religious ads, postings or signs. Where they are from remains a mystery.

1. The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
2. The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
3. Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please: use the back door.
4. The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, “Break Forth Into Joy.”
5. A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.
6. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
7. The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
8. Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
9. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David, the sin of Reverend and Mrs. Adams.
10. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

Bean supper followed by music. Music ladies and gentlemen.

Other classifieds:

1. 3-year-old teacher needed for preschool. Experience preferred.
2. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
3. Vacation special: Have your house exterminated.
4. Dinner Specials: Turkey $3.25 Chicken or Beef $2.75 Children $2.00.
5. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
6. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery.
7. Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again.
8. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
9. Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
10. Stock up and save. Limit: one.
11. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
12. Semi-Annual after Christmas Sale.
13. For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
14. Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
15. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
16. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.

Finally, I will leave off with a single, coma inducing picture. Enjoy!

[ Source : personal e-mail ]

God Speed and Best wishes.

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Battle of the Banners- Animation at Work!

The Underground – Version 3

OK everyone, prepare to break out the Photoshop tools and brush up on your Animating Skills because THE UNDERGROUND wants to see your best work!

 

This post is both a Beta testing of a few simple banners of our own AND

A Competition amongst ALL The Underground Members/Guests that wish to participate. The competition is to see who can create the best animated banner. It is better if it has an “Underground” theme but all themes will be accepted. The best of the best will be chosen by popularity. The Underground Members will decide who is the WINNER!

 

All entries can be submitted as direct links in the Comments section or emailed to i.am.neverending@gmail.com. You can’t see pictures in the comments so you must post a link instead. Pictures emailed will be uploaded and posted on here.

(Submissions will be added to this post so that people can see them on this page as well)

 

Deadline For Submissions is: TBA, Keep Submitting!!!

Winners Will Be Announced on: TBA, Keep Submitting!!!

Weekly education from urbandictionary

[Advisory]  Word below may not be appropriate.  Read with caution. – Versatile1 

Today’s word: Angry Pirate

The act of receiving oral sex while standing up right, ending with the receiver not only shotting his sperm rocket into one of the giver’s eyes, but also kicking the giver in one of his/her shins, thereby hindering the giver with a “peg leg” and a defunct eye.

[Humor] Lame Site – Brent is Gay

Revisions:

Update: 4-1-09:  Added a new picture to this post.  Oh yea, this is the only place on the web to find this hilarious Brent passage!

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In regards to the other commentor who said this blog is pretty lame, I couldn’t agree more with him. After all, this blog (waves hand around) is no Engadget, or a Lifehacker. This blog is here for educational purposes, and to get some important things off of our minds to share with the rest of the world. If that is lame, then I guess every teacher you have learned from is lame too?

Anyway, there are lots of lamer sites out in the Internet. *gasps*

As an example, here is my all time favorite funny lame website. If you do a search on Google for “Brent is Gay”, the first website that pops up is this ghetto angelfire website. On it is just one long run on sentence explaining the story of Brent is gay. The site is just god awfully ugly, even lame I suppose. Zing! See it here and laugh at it. It has pink text on blue background, that is pretty gay. 🙂 Link

For convenience, I have copied and pasted the joke down below:

Brent is Gay

One day there was this kid named Brent that was extremely gay so gay that Elton-John was his middle name well Brent the gay kid was walkin down Gay Ave. when he noticed a bar with a bright rainbow banner in front of him he walked in all gay like and thought to himself WOW i must be in gay heaven after hangin out at the bar and man shoppin for hours on end he decided to make a place for all gays to enjoy themselves after many long hours of gay work he had finshed BRENT’S GAY SHACK a place for gays every where to go to the bathroom and shower in front of or with each other one day while watch other men shower brent spilt his boppin berry juice box on himself or so he claimed (actually he peed his pants with excitement) so he ran away with shame and walked into an alley were Paul the wicked shogun jumped out of a dumpster to kill Brent because he hates gays Brent knowing he was in danger tried to seduce Paul but paul is as straight as Lipchik but when paul went to kill Brent, Brent tripped and stabbed paul with a dildo he had with him later Brent met with a chipmunk that lived next to Barry’s house (by the way Brent is still gay) and chipmunk had many powers she tried to use her powers to make Brent straight but Brent is so gay that it didnt affect him Brent felt that he was so gay that thats all that mattered so he dedicated his life to being gay (Brent lived from 1986 to 2034 when he died choking on the dildo that saved his life in the alley) THE END