[Not-So-Much Weekly Wrapup] 3D Phones; iPad 2; April Fool’s Day

I’ve been so horrible at keeping up with my “Weekly Wrapup” of tech news.  I guess I could come up with a long excuse about my dog eating my keyboard or something, but I won’t waste my time.  I don’t have a dog anyway.  Now to the news.

• HTC Evo 3D
• Apple Releases iPad 2 Ad: “We Believe”
• Google April Fool’s Day Gags

HTC Evo 3D

Sprint has announced the HTC Evo 3D, the second 3D smartphone in the US.  I personally think 3D is just a gimmick to get people to buy, but this thing comes with some other goo-looking specs as well.

• Android 2.3 (Gingerbread) with HTC Sense
• Dual-Core 1.2 GHZ CPU
• 4.3 inch, glasses-free 3D display running at 960×540
• Three cameras: two 5 megapixel cameras on the back (for 3D stereoscopic images), and a 1.3 megapixel camera on the front
• Weight: 6.0 oz
• Sprint 4G support
• Wireless Hotspot service can support up to 8 devices simultaneously

[GG] GN’s Gutbuster Thursday. Volume 2.

April Fool’s is just a couple days behind us, and I hope you all had a fantastic time pranking your friends or being pranked. I know I did! I’m sure many of you enjoyed being Rick Rolled.

As you know, it’s the first Thursday of the month, so this week’s Life post from GN will be themed for humor, and quite an appropriate week at that!

To mix in some tech, I give you a list of the latest virus definitions:

1. The George Bush Virus – Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
2. The John Kerry Virus – Reverses every position in your computer, each time you turn it on.
3. The Ronald Reagan Virus – Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
4. The George Bush Virus – Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
5. The John Kerry Virus – Reverses every position in your computer, each time you turn it on.
6. The Ronald Reagan Virus – Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
7. The Clinton Virus – Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.
8. The Al Gore Virus – Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.
9. The Bob Dole (a.k.a. Viagra) Virus – Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
10. The Lewinsky Virus – Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
11. The Michael Jackson Virus – Attacks only minor files.
12. The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus – Terminates some files, leaves… but will be back!
13. The Mike Tyson Virus – Quits after two bytes.
14. The Oprah Winfrey Virus – Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB. The Ellen Degeneres Virus – Disks can no longer be inserted.
15. The Prozac Virus – Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn’t care.
16. The Clinton Virus – Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.
17. The Al Gore Virus – Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.
18. The Bob Dole (a.k.a. Viagra) Virus – Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
19. The Lewinsky Virus – Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
20. The Michael Jackson Virus – Attacks only minor files.
21. The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus – Terminates some files, leaves… but will be back!
22. The Mike Tyson Virus – Quits after two bytes.
23. The Oprah Winfrey Virus – Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB. The Ellen Degeneres Virus – Disks can no longer be inserted.
24. The Prozac Virus – Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn’t care.

[ Source: The Manbottle Library, found by Crystal ]
I’ve recently began learning Visual Basic, a programming language that’s, well, basic! Thus, I have adapted some programmer mentalities. I hope this draws some of the wonderful programmers out there to our blog. 🙂

[ Source: Props to http://www.xkcd.com for maintaining a hilarious web comic ]

[ Source: Osnews.com Comics (they have plenty of other great comics!) ]

You can find more here: Osnews.com Comics Page 1

And here: Osnews.com Comics Page 2

Here is a business plan that absolutely, cannot fail. I’m seriously thinking about trying it : – )

[ Source: CollegeHumor.com
Last, but most definitely not least, this one is a REAL gut buster. However, it requires that you finish all of your work and close all of your internet stuff, because only your undivided focus shall allow this mind blowing comedy get through. Have you closed everything but this tab? Finished your work? Remember – don’t worry, it won’t hurt.:

[[ The most famous comedic incident in the world ]]

Well loyal and casual readers of The Underground, thank you for joining me on another That’s GN humor post, and happy late April Fool’s day!

God speed, and Best wishes.

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