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Gentleman’s Ball Scratcher

In today’s edition of Sexy Saturday, I bring to your attention the Gentleman’s Ball Scratcher.  Here is an excerpt from their website:

[Got an awkward itch?!

Need to get to rid of an itch in an intimate spot discreetly – the Gentleman’s Ball Scratcher is just what you need!

When you get an itch in that most awkward of spots, what’s a man to do? Your fellow men understand the need to have a good old scratch sometimes, the female of the species tend to be disgusted.

Don’t suffer in silence.

Silver plated and crafted in the shape of a delicate female hand, with a nine inch handle and the benefit of five fingers the Ball Scratcher is ideal for getting to those hard to reach places.

Perfect for the busy make executive, it comes in a lined presentation box. The perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for the man who has everything (including an itch).

Dishwasher safe and stain resistant.]

As a guy, there have been times when I’m out in public, and I need to scratch myself without bringing attention to myself.  I suppose this would do the trick. 😛  Of course, if you are willing to drop your dignity, using your hand is much cheaper. Zing!

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