[How To] Find Porn on Youtube

Obviously porn is a pretty big industry, and the internet definitely made it bigger. Being able to find free porn is a fundamental skill that everyone has, although the efficiency varies.

Youtube has been a repeated target for those 4chan douchebags, who have been collectively uploading massive amounts of porno as a defiance to Youtube’s tough copyright measure. It goes without saying that the only weapon these virgins have, is porn. They are indeed the most notorious group of assholes on the internet, Rick Astley and that black kid from chocolate rain will agree with me. They are responsible for the countless occurrences of lolcats, pedobear, mudkipz, creating Rick Astley’s career, and ruining that black kid’s life. My favorite is when these trolls went on to Omegle chat and made every reply with the word “egg”. (A lot of Omegle users thought they kept on connecting to the same person).

That being said, Am I a 4chan user? Maybe.

Therefore, as a comic relief, I will show you how to obtain porn from Youtube.

In Youtube’s search bar, type in “Porn”.

Sort the results by “Newest”.

Done, finding free porn has never been easier.

The catch is, those porn sucks, most of them is only several seconds long. So unless a 5 second fapping session is all you need to blow your load, you are not gonna have a satisfactory experience with Youtube porno.

[TiT] That’s It Tuesday – Issue 53

Tattoo of Tit Bird

Hi underground visitors! Welcome to the 53th issue of TIT, or That’s It Tuesday! Every Tuesday, I, Versatile1, will give you a rant of whats going on in the blog, whats intended for the future, hope, dreams, etc.

Ok, so the V2 blog is off to a good start.  I’m not sure why the articles are not showing up explitcitly in search engines. Maybe its the way the database is setup, or maybe we need to optimize it some more?

Anyway, last week I wrote a new post that is start to rack up hits.  It is titled:

A Guide to Free Porn Tutorial – No Passwords Required!

Lol.  The first main guide is something adult erotica related.  Oh well, got to spike the newfound interest somewhere , right?  However, to make this even more different, I have implemented a form which requires the user to manually enter in some details and get back to me.  Also, the user has to post a comment in the thread, otherwise they don’t get the special list from me. :0

It is the least I can ask, right?  I don’t know what the other authors are doing tutorial wise, but I’m sure when they finally release the articles it will be pretty good.  The next tutorial I will do is going back to the PS2 roots.  I’ll keep it a suprise though.

Did you know on V2 that we have a form for you to request tutorials?  Anything that is submitted via form via V2 is sent to me, so I am the only one who will read it.  Be as honest as you want, we take all forms of criticism seriously…except eggs. ;p

Got an idea?  Share it with the rest of us!

How to Get Money, Music, Movies, Rapidshare, Warez, and Porn for Free!!!!

When you found this thread from WordPress, search engine or other methods, did you think that I will give you the secret to all your guilty pleasures for free? 😛

Well, guess what? This thread is fake. I will not show you how to get any of these. Instead, this is my retaliation against the spammers that consistently hit The Underground Blog with bullcrap comments, and this is my only post that I will use to vent and rant about spammers.

The purpose of this thread is to use it as a holding place to collect all the crap from the world and funnel it to just this thread (hopefully). By making this thread, all the spam comments from the other threads will just go to this one instead is the goal. Of course, the easiest way to decrease spam on the blog is to delete the original posts that talk about free stuff like rapidshare links, games, movies, and etc. These posts have already gotten a good amount of comments I have grown to love to keep and I don’t want to erase a part of Underground history. 🙂

Spam bots will probably spam this post, and if they were real people, they would recognize this post has nothing to do with rapidshare, porn, or any of the like. You know what? I’m fine with it. It will just help with my WordPress filter. 😛

Maybe this post is useless, but at least you know what is pissing off Versatile1 for a long time now. 🙂 For the record, spammers are not winning at The Underground. Voltaire and I work very hard behind the scenes to make sure spammer comments are not cluttering our posts for your viewing pleasure. We know how hard it is to get good, solid, truthful information on the Internet, and we are doing what we can to make that a reality here on the blog.

Spammer hatred on your mind too? Leave a comment, and maybe we can join forces to help fight against the Cloverfield monster from the Spammer world.