10-7-12: Re-write of a long forgotten post brought up to 2012 standards.
Forewarning: This article is dark and deep. We are going to be going down a very dark rabbit hole, into a world where probably your mother, girlfriend, or perhaps society would shun you out of their lives if they knew what you are about to do.
I am not held responsible for whatever happens to your life, if you decide to follow this tutorial! – Versatile
Hi everyone. On the forum, and via PM’s I have gotten from the forum, they have asked if I had anything else up my sleeve related to adult erotica.
Now the blog is getting larger, we are reaching a wider audience, and I know a good amount of hits besides tutorials with consoles or games is online entertainment, so to speak.
We all are familiar with this thread I believe: IRC – How To Get Free Porn Passwords
Now I am going to be doing the last of these series, and this will be the last post ever on this kind of subject material because it is not something The Underground want to boast about all the time. Having it in our tool bag is nice, but it is not our main tool, if you get my drift. :p
Believe it or not, there are ways to find your sexiest adult streaming videos online for free, without you having to pay a dime or use passwords (Thanks Sloth). How do you do it? Where are these sites? Google may be your best friend, but I understand it can bring up a lot of fake sites, or sites with passwords, or heaven forbid, virus/trojan related websites.
With the help of some forum contributors, I have a small list of websites that can fuel the urge within you. However, there is only one caveat: I need participation.
No, no, and no, not that kind of participation GN. Similiar to the IRC thread, I’m going to post the list once I have 50 unique commentors or requestors for this kind of material.
After all, I could totally be wrong. Perhaps you guys know your porn already, and are keen on seeing something new. I totally agree with you. Hence, why let the cat out of the bag, when I can keep the cat in the bag and move on?
So here is the deal:
- Get 50 unique commentors requesting the list.
- Unique count is kept tracked daily.
- When 50 unique commentors have been verified, I will post the list
In the previous IRC thread, I’ve gotten some wicked comments, from I suppose wives and GF’s frowning upon me for providing such information. Well guess what? You can’t stop your husband or your BF from this. I’m sure they have a secret stash of porn somewhere, or they fantasize, or dream, or illicit, or beg favors from you or perhaps from other sources. Zing!
Bottom line: It cannot be stopped. I am just one fish in the sea, but there are millions of other fish in the sea you got to stop. Can you do it Wonder Woman?
Maybe she can, I mean, she has a whip right? 🙂
These are the rules. It can be as fast as a day, or as long as a year. I don’t know. The community, which is you, will dictate how long before I can post the list and move on. Good luck, I’d be waiting to see what the interest is.
Once again, thanks to Mr. Briggs over at BBSpot. ~Voltaire
Names – Linux, for reasons I’d rather not get into, I always think of eunuchs when I hear the word Linux. I think it would’ve been better if Linus’ brother Malcom would’ve developed the OS. Then at least it would’ve been funny – Malcomix. Windows 2000 makes me think “Wow, that Windows movie had a lot of sequels,” or “Gee, better get that product namer a Pulitzer for originality.” While neither rivals TRSDOS, I begrudgingly have to give this one to Microsoft.
Advantage – Windows 2000
Domain Names – Windows2000.com redirects you to a Windows 2000 product page on the Microsoft site. I’m not sure I’d trust my mission critical apps to a company that can’t even afford to give its flagship OS its own domain name. Linux.com on the other hand avoids the Microsoftian subterfuge and is just what it says. It’s a nice looking site with lots of good information. But wait a minute let’s take a look at the other side of the issue. Windows2000sucks.com is a pretty sad “sucks” site, Microsoft can’t even do that right. It doesn’t even look functional. Linuxsucks.com is another great Linux site.
Advantage – Linux
Mascots – The Linux mascot is Tux the penguin. A cute little fellow, but very vulnerable to killer whales. Now a orca, that would be a cool mascot, but I guess Sea World already has that. Windows 2000 doesn’t really have a mascot unless you call that flying multi-colored window a mascot. It might get a little bloody on some broken shards of glass, but I think even a penguin could destroy a pansy window.
Advantage – Linux
Search Engines – A search for “Linux is great” on Google yields 1,080,000 results. A search for “Windows 2000 is Great” yields 1,050,000. An apparent victory for Linux. Not so fast. A search for “Linux Sucks” yields 114,000 results, and a search for “Windows 2000 Sucks” gets 66,700. Why do I envision Microsoft engineers setting up thousands of web pages with just “Linux Sucks” on them so they could win this round. While not being so great, it just doesn’t suck as much.
Advantage: Windows 2000
Magic Eight Ball – I decided that I needed an unbiased opinion on which is better. What’s more unbiased than a Magic 8 Ball? I asked the Magic 8 Ball – “Is Windows 2000 better than Linux?” The response: “MY SOURCES SAY NO” That’s pretty clear. Just to be sure I rephrased the question. “Is Linux better than Windows 2000?” The response “AS I SEE IT YES”. Good to see that the Magic 8 Ball hasn’t succumbed to the Microsoft Propaganda Machine.
Advantage – Linux
Fuck Test – Fuck Linux! No doesn’t sound right. Fuck Microsoft! Ooh yeah, just right baby.
Advantage – Linux.
Final Score: Linux 4 – Windows 2000 2.
It doesn’t get any clearer than that. Linux is two times better than Windows 2000. Therefore I am proud to award Linux the BBspot Technical Excellence Award.