As I sit here in bed, at 2:34 AM on a wonderful Friday morning, I think about how I became so privileged as to be able to blog for my devout readers. And the answer, my friends, is faking sick.
***Update: I finished writing this article at 3:34 AM, exactly 1 hour after I started. How’s that for good timing?***
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