Weekly education from urbandictionary

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Today’s word: Angry Pirate

The act of receiving oral sex while standing up right, ending with the receiver not only shotting his sperm rocket into one of the giver’s eyes, but also kicking the giver in one of his/her shins, thereby hindering the giver with a “peg leg” and a defunct eye.