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How to Get Money, Music, Movies, Rapidshare, Warez, and Porn for Free!!!!

When you found this thread from WordPress, search engine or other methods, did you think that I will give you the secret to all your guilty pleasures for free? 😛

Well, guess what? This thread is fake. I will not show you how to get any of these. Instead, this is my retaliation against the spammers that consistently hit The Underground Blog with bullcrap comments, and this is my only post that I will use to vent and rant about spammers.

The purpose of this thread is to use it as a holding place to collect all the crap from the world and funnel it to just this thread (hopefully). By making this thread, all the spam comments from the other threads will just go to this one instead is the goal. Of course, the easiest way to decrease spam on the blog is to delete the original posts that talk about free stuff like rapidshare links, games, movies, and etc. These posts have already gotten a good amount of comments I have grown to love to keep and I don’t want to erase a part of Underground history. 🙂

Spam bots will probably spam this post, and if they were real people, they would recognize this post has nothing to do with rapidshare, porn, or any of the like. You know what? I’m fine with it. It will just help with my WordPress filter. 😛

Maybe this post is useless, but at least you know what is pissing off Versatile1 for a long time now. 🙂 For the record, spammers are not winning at The Underground. Voltaire and I work very hard behind the scenes to make sure spammer comments are not cluttering our posts for your viewing pleasure. We know how hard it is to get good, solid, truthful information on the Internet, and we are doing what we can to make that a reality here on the blog.

Spammer hatred on your mind too? Leave a comment, and maybe we can join forces to help fight against the Cloverfield monster from the Spammer world.

OS Showdown: Windows 2000 vs. Linux

Once again, thanks to Mr. Briggs over at BBSpot. ~Voltaire

Names – Linux, for reasons I’d rather not get into, I always think of eunuchs when IWindows 2000 hear the word Linux.  I think it would’ve been better if Linus’ brother Malcom would’ve developed the OS.  Then at least it would’ve been funny – Malcomix. Windows 2000 makes me think “Wow, that Windows movie had a lot of sequels,” or “Gee, better get that product namer a Pulitzer for originality.” While neither rivals TRSDOS, I begrudgingly have to give this one to Microsoft.

Advantage – Windows 2000

Domain NamesWindows2000.com redirects you to a Windows 2000 product page on the Microsoft site. I’m not sure I’d trust my mission critical apps to aLinux company that can’t even afford to give its flagship OS its own domain name.  Linux.com on the other hand avoids the Microsoftian subterfuge and is just what it says.  It’s a nice looking site with lots of good information. But wait a minute let’s take a look at the other side of the issue.  Windows2000sucks.com is a pretty sad “sucks” site, Microsoft can’t even do that right.  It doesn’t even look functional.  Linuxsucks.com is another great Linux site.

Advantage – Linux

Mascots – The Linux mascot is Tux the penguin. A cute little fellow, but veryLinux vulnerable to killer whales.   Now a orca, that would be a cool mascot, but I guess Sea World already has that. Windows 2000 doesn’t really have a mascot unless you call that flying multi-colored window a mascot. It might get a little bloody on some broken shards of glass, but I think even a penguin could destroy a pansy window.

Advantage – Linux

Search Engines – A search for “Linux is great” on Google yields 1,080,000 results.Windows 2000 A search for “Windows 2000 is Great” yields 1,050,000. An apparent victory for Linux.  Not so fast.  A search for “Linux Sucks” yields 114,000 results, and a search for “Windows 2000 Sucks” gets 66,700.  Why do I envision Microsoft engineers setting up thousands of web pages with just “Linux Sucks” on them so they could win this round.   While not being so great, it just doesn’t suck as much.

Advantage: Windows 2000

LinuxMagic Eight Ball – I decided that I needed an unbiased opinion on which is better. What’s more unbiased than a Magic 8 Ball? I asked the Magic 8 Ball – “Is Windows 2000 better than Linux?” The response: “MY SOURCES SAY NO”  That’s pretty clear. Just to be sure I rephrased the question. “Is Linux better than Windows 2000?” The response “AS I SEE IT YES”. Good to see that the Magic 8 Ball hasn’t succumbed to the Microsoft Propaganda Machine.

Advantage – Linux

LinuxFuck Test – Fuck Linux! No doesn’t sound right. Fuck Microsoft! Ooh yeah, just right baby.

Advantage – Linux.

Conclusions

Final Score: Linux 4 – Windows 2000 2.

It doesn’t get any clearer than that. Linux is two times better than Windows 2000. Therefore I am proud to award Linux the BBspot Technical Excellence Award.

[TiT] That’s It Tuesday Issue 9

Tit bird

Hi underground visitors! Welcome to the ninth issue of TIT, or That’s It Tuesday! Every Tuesday, I, Versatile1, will give you a rant of whats going on in the blog, whats intended for the future, hope, dreams, etc.

How’s it going?  As you now know, winter is upon us, so if you drive, I hope that GN’s recent article on preparing for winter is going to help you out a bunch.  Always make sure to include a winter car aid kit, which includes a snow scraper, a shovel, a brush, and perhaps an ice deicer.

Now what do we have in store for the future around here?  Frankly, I am not sure.  I recently cleaned up the Author’s list, so the community knows who can be counted on to post regularly.  Do note that although I do a lot of the work around here, much of my success is the other authors here, so don’t forget them.

Ads and revenue:  I tried this twice already with Google Adsense.  Both times my account got disabled, and making revenue from clicking ads won’t work for a site like this.  I have came to the conclusion that is all right.  I know that Musicmasteria has setup a Donate page, but I’m a realist.  I know all you guys won’t contribute jack.

I have a funny Youtube video that is coming up.  You guys will enjoy it.  Last week I posted a picture of a bathroom in the Netherlands.  While you take a piss, you have these Netherland women pointing down and mocking you? WTF?  Now thats some crazy European humor.

Portal is hot, and will always be.  I understand we have some interest in UT3 and Crysis private servers.  Well, I am not even sure if those kind of things exist.  If you know of some, by all means share it with us.

Last, but not least, I got the next crazy post to trump the IRC XXX porn passwords.  What if there was a program that housed tons and tons of serial keys, say over 100k to be in fact?  Instead of going to serial key websites, you just open up this program, type in the program for the key you want, and bingo, its there!

I can’t assure you all the keys work, but a damn good amount do.  Fake or fiction?  We’ll see.  I will have an entice page, and of course it will be released on the forums.  Until then, see you guys later.

I have decided all TiT updates from now on will have a “hot” picture to entice the male audience.  Ladies, if you want something, please let me know.  Otherwise, I am under the prognosis my audience is 99% male. 🙂

[Game Ending] Crysis

With the release of Crysis for PC only a few days old, we found the complete game ending for you to watch. Be warned! This is and will always be a spoiler!

Part 1:

Part 2:

Enjoy! (Take a break from reading)

[TiT] That’s It Tuesday Issue 4

Tit bird

Hi underground visitors! Welcome to the fourth issue of TIT, or That’s It Tuesday! Every Tuesday, I, Versatile1, will give you a rant of whats going on in the blog, whats intended for the future, hope, dreams, etc.

All right, I thought it wouldn’t happen, but it just did. It took about a month, but we finally have 30, thats right, 30 frickin unique commentors that requested I write the XXX tutorial, and how you can find passwords from IRC. Well, your wish is granted. I hope you like this TiT update!

Logistics first. We have a brand new URL, two of them actually. One URL is for the blog, and the other is for the forum. They are listed below:

Blog: www.thearcane.echoz.com

Forum: www.theunderground.antiblog.com

The forum is just another tool for the Underground Staff to interact with you, the community. We realize that having discussions in posts is not very efficient, so we ask that if you have further questions or ideas, bring them to the forum.

Since the forum is new, I am looking for the community to participate, and post content. The content can be anything, or requests , or whatever. I don’t mind. Just as long as it doesn’t violate forum policy, everything is good.

Now back to the XXX tutorial. In order to see it, you must register at the forum, because that is where it is hosted. 🙂 How else am I going to get people to the forum? To find the tutorial, login to the forum, go to the tutorials section, and it will be there. You can’t miss it.

Other news? We have a sister site hosted at geocities. It just holds static information, but I am looking at adding forms and polls, so it should be good. At the current moment, I have removed the ads, but will most likely reinstate them soon.

This is pretty much it for this week. The irc tutorial is up, so all you pervs out there, I hope you are happy. 🙂 See you next week!

[Update Oct. 30th] For some people, if you try the url link for the forum, it says service unavailable or crap like that. I tested it and I thought I fixed it, but maybe for some of you, it doesn’t work. Don’t worry! The backup url behind the mask is www.lordmega.therevisited.com Use that and you should be good if the url redirect fails you.